My April fools about me and wifey "swinging" is much funnier!
Witness 007
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I have repented of my sins and decided to return to the loving embrace of the JW's!
by highdose inhahhahaha!
gotcha!
april fools!.
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First Time that I Didn't Go to the Memorial - Now Depressed
by daniel-p inso this was the very first time in my whole life that i didn't go to the memorial.
my wife went, and she was sullen before and after... i know she wanted me to go.
i told her afterwards that if she wants me to go next year i would, but she didn't say anything.
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Witness 007
You'll both get over it soon!
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Watchtower 1974- Obviously a Bethelite writes all fat people who eat more than others will be destroyed!!!
by Witness 007 inbethel lunchtime....their is always a young brother who eats more potatoes or chicken etc.
leaving the plate empty and others from his table scrounging from other "less hungry" tables.
so some writer with a chip on his shoulder writes this article.. watchtower 1974 p.167 "glutton...fails to show love for jehovah.
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Witness 007
We had some MEGA OBESE Sisters who were never even spoken to by the Elders....one would freak out during Witnessing when she had to do a turd......"Quickly! Find a toilet NOOOOOW!!!"
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Watchtower 1974- Obviously a Bethelite writes all fat people who eat more than others will be destroyed!!!
by Witness 007 inbethel lunchtime....their is always a young brother who eats more potatoes or chicken etc.
leaving the plate empty and others from his table scrounging from other "less hungry" tables.
so some writer with a chip on his shoulder writes this article.. watchtower 1974 p.167 "glutton...fails to show love for jehovah.
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Witness 007
I LOVE how the article ends by qouting the bible saying in Paradise people will "hunger no more" since all the gluttons will be destroyed....LOL!
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Watchtower 1974- Obviously a Bethelite writes all fat people who eat more than others will be destroyed!!!
by Witness 007 inbethel lunchtime....their is always a young brother who eats more potatoes or chicken etc.
leaving the plate empty and others from his table scrounging from other "less hungry" tables.
so some writer with a chip on his shoulder writes this article.. watchtower 1974 p.167 "glutton...fails to show love for jehovah.
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Witness 007
Bethel lunchtime....their is always a young brother who eats more Potatoes or chicken etc. leaving the plate empty and others from his table scrounging from other "less hungry" tables. So some Writer with a chip on his shoulder writes this article.
Watchtower 1974 p.167 "Glutton...fails to show love for Jehovah. Is food a big thing in his life? If in the presence of others, does he selfishly ignore their needs and take more than his fair share? Is he grossly overweight but shows no restraint over food, habitually gourging himself? Does he feel un-comfortable, perhaps even getting sick because of eating too much?...he has no place in the Congregation of Gods people...he will not inherit God's kingdom..."
Watchtower 1978 12/15 p.9 "At a meal the gluttonous person may make it impossible for other diners to eat to satisfaction. For this reason the glutton may even be dispised...he actually isolates himself from others...they may shun him...he may incurr God's displeasure and lose his life...In the near future God's kingdom through Jesus Christ will bring law dyfing Gluttons to an end...then persons will "hunger no more." {WTF!}
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Me and my Wife like to Swing if anyone wants to join us.....
by Witness 007 in...........at the kid's playground swings.
i hate the monkey bars since my feet drag on the ground!.
april fools!!!!!!!!!
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Witness 007
...........at the Kid's playground swings. I hate the Monkey bars since my feet drag on the ground!
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! April 1st 2010 1:40am Australia time. Suckers!
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sd-7's whining session 3-30-2010
by sd-7 inso...memorial tonight, eh?
yup.
sunday was a fun meeting.
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Witness 007
Sounds like my wife....bit of a control freak who finds it hard to show love due to bad childhood......hard work Mate I fully understand....but how much do you love that person? Are you willing like me to live with it?
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Memorial 2010 Your Experiences
by scotinsw injust got back from memorial.
only went so that i could say to my parents that i had gone and to remind myself why i left.. oh my word!!!
it was sooooo painful.. got there a bit late - it was a couple of minutes into the talk.
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Witness 007
I hate it when wine is served and I can't "Partake" Hick up!
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Hello..this is my story..
by Lozhasleft ini'm pleased to have found this site...i've browsed a little ...read quite a lot and gasped at some stories, giggled at the one liners and nodded in recognition of others' strong opinions and can relate to a great deal.. i'll try and keep my intro as brief as possible for anyone kind enough to listen.. i got involved with the witnesses in the late 70's in the uk.
i was in my early 20s and had had a love and fascination for the bible since my difficult childhood.
i soon brought my life into 'line' although it took a long time for me to pack up the smoking which didnt go down well in those days when 6 months of study should have been enough and if you hadnt cracked it then it was suggested that you were some kind of loser.... i reared my 4 children in the 'truth' as well as i could but i cant claim that we were a 'strong' family in their terms...just muddled along really..my husband at the time was a very difficult and abusive man and home life wasnt easy for any of us with his anger, jealousy and violence.
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Witness 007
Whoa! Welcome Mate! I hope you find comfort.
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Why does Jehovah want to kill Daddy?
by BackRoomBilly inhello to my fellow refugees,.
my name is ryan and im 38 years old.
i was raised in the darkness (wts) and have never-ever-ever taken a single sip of their cool-aid.
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Witness 007
Welcome from Australia....and let the healing begin.